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Everything we've explained so far. Slowly.

  1. Nvidia's CEO quit. Good news, it finally has a board chair. After 33 years.
  2. ChatGPT will show brands how often it mentions them. Then sell them a megaphone. Shocking.
  3. CoreWeave had a 'breakout quarter'. So did its interest bill. Congrats, everyone.
  4. ByteDance's founder told staff they're years behind. Yes, he really said it out loud.
  5. Everyone's getting an AI agent. Ask them what for. We'll wait.
  6. Databricks boss needed an AI agent to read his staff survey. LOL.
  7. Most big companies now run AI agents. About half deliver what was promised. Like staff.
  8. Google paid US$10 million for a dead airline's Teams chats. Hope it enjoys 'per my last email'.
  9. Qantas blamed AI for 850 job cuts. First stop, Accenture. Final destination, no humans.
  10. A company that sells human data surveyed marketers. You need more human data, apparently. Wow.
  11. Nobody gets sacked any more. You've just been 'right-sized'. Congratulations.
  12. ANZ cut 3,500 jobs and made A$7.27 billion. MPs want to know if AI did it. Cute.
  13. Australia wants every public servant using AI. It might also jail AI companies. Pick one, mate.
  14. You learned AI to keep your job. Your pay didn't get the memo.
  15. Deloitte says AI returns are growing in Australia. It asked 100 bosses. Very scientific.

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